After I get back from Chile, get married...

...and pick 200 pounds of plum tomatoes, I may have to take a trip to Gaithersburg, Maryland, a place I have never been, to eat in Roy's Place



a restaurant that has over 200 kinds of sandwiches. The menu is full of delightfully bad puns and inside jokes for brainy types - I particularly liked:

15. THE HEAVENLY EVELYN TM (Retired toe dancing queen and snapdragon fancier.) Austrian boiled beef, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato & horseradish mayonnaise

51. TIMOTHY’S TREMOR TM (Induced by a surfeit of Lampreys and too much Geritol.) 6 oz. steak, broiled provolone & that good ole rat sauce on a hard roll

26. LASCIVIOUS LUCINDA TM (Fanny Hill’s Natchez Kissin’ Cousin.) Spicy roast pork, turkey bosom, lettuce, tomato & golden sauce

36. THE JULIUS CAESAR TM (All gall is divided into three parts.) Three hot Italian pork sausages, broiled Swiss cheese, crushed cherry peppers and raw onions on French bread

52. LA PLUME DE MA TANTETM (Oy! Mon Dieu!) Gehochteleber tchicken and lobstair salad avec bread francais (chopped chicken liver and lobster salad)

I plan to wash it down with: "FOR THE RABELAISIAN: 16 OZ. MUG OF OUR FANTASTIC, UNBELIEVABLE & BURPY BEER"

If you've been there let me know if the sandwiches are as good as the menu.