He's So Lazy: Pizza Solutions
I heard poor Kirk's auto-pizza pleas and have come up with some options:

The quickest solution: PizzaHut ATM

Error free phone ordering: Jacent's Automatic Pizza Ordering System
Currently taking thousands of orders every day for Pizza Hut and Domino’s customers nationwide, OrderStream by Jacent Technologies gives pizzeria customers the option to place their order automatically, using everyday speech. Callers speak with a real, female human voice who’s always polite and never forgets to upsell every customer.

You'd have to get a bigger apartment for these: ALIMEC pizza topping line

BILWINCO – the new turbo topping technique

Not a good solution, since you still have to manually place the toppings: Breadman Deep Dish Pizza Maker PZ200

The cheap way out: Simpsons Talking Pizza Cutter

The quickest solution: PizzaHut ATM

Error free phone ordering: Jacent's Automatic Pizza Ordering System
Currently taking thousands of orders every day for Pizza Hut and Domino’s customers nationwide, OrderStream by Jacent Technologies gives pizzeria customers the option to place their order automatically, using everyday speech. Callers speak with a real, female human voice who’s always polite and never forgets to upsell every customer.

You'd have to get a bigger apartment for these: ALIMEC pizza topping line

BILWINCO – the new turbo topping technique

Not a good solution, since you still have to manually place the toppings: Breadman Deep Dish Pizza Maker PZ200

The cheap way out: Simpsons Talking Pizza Cutter


1 Comments:
Evelyn - I live in Kittery and had a fun time perusing your blog. Write more!
also, loving the "surfeit of lampreys".... I actually once worked for Lamprey Health Care and felt the name was slightly ironic; no one else saw it tho'.....
carry on and check out my blog if you're bored....
:)
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